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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:24
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When you have seven hours to kill, what should one do?
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Next, they tried...